Human Vegan

Cheatin' When Eatin'

So whaddaya do when you've not got much in but you have to cook for someone? Simply cheat.

This is just a bog-standard stir fry, we've been through the stir fry before but I made one again and it looked like food so I'm gonna write about it.

This stir fry contained:

Carrots

Mange Tout

Broccoli

Peppers

Fake Chicken (defrosted in warm water then died off)

Onion

Chilli

Cumin

Soya sauce

Sweet Chilli Sauce

Fresh Coriander

So yeah, you know how to do the do. Oil > onion > chilli > cumin seeds > veg > fake stuff > soya sauce.

Then plate it up and garnish with coriander leaf and maybe some sweet chilli sauce.

Use any veg you've got. The fake stuff isn't necessary and could easily be replaced with other fake things or tofu or peanuts or cashews. Or just left out, whatevs, dude.

If your food is pretty standard (this was using up stuff lying around) then you can swank it up buy putting your cooked rice into a cup/small bowl then placing it on a plate, it'll take the shape of the cup/bowl and then you can put yr stir fry around it and garnish the plate. Then you can tell yrself you just paid £10 for it in some gastro pub.

As always, eat with yr face. Use chopsticks if yr a show off.